I iz zooo happy! I had a bath yesterday. Usually SCARY man! Bet yezterday, mummy held me under my tummy in the bath and I realised, I can ZWIM!
So today we wentzed to the forrezt. Were there a long long time. FUN FUN! And mum was so happy wiz me yesterday after my bath, zaid I wuz such a PRETTY girl, zoooo I thought I'd make her happy again and have another bath!
She wuz not at all so happy as she SHUDD have been! I even chose a better water than she did and EVERYTHING. Hers had this funny zmell - chemical like - but the water *I* choozez is zmelling like it should. Mudz and ztuff, much better for hiding doggiezmell from prey.
Zoooo. Why wuz she upset? I iz CONFUSED! She iz STRANGE!
So today we wentzed to the forrezt. Were there a long long time. FUN FUN! And mum was so happy wiz me yesterday after my bath, zaid I wuz such a PRETTY girl, zoooo I thought I'd make her happy again and have another bath!
She wuz not at all so happy as she SHUDD have been! I even chose a better water than she did and EVERYTHING. Hers had this funny zmell - chemical like - but the water *I* choozez is zmelling like it should. Mudz and ztuff, much better for hiding doggiezmell from prey.
Zoooo. Why wuz she upset? I iz CONFUSED! She iz STRANGE!
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